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The Conversation Department
I love the idea of a "conversation department", however, how do you retrain or retask the marketroids that haven't a clue as to how to have a conversation in the first place? Send them to boot camp, and subject them to electric shocks every time they emote the "c" word? Unemploy them? I can see that day coming now - the marketroids in their tattered european finery, in urine filled doorways, holding signs like: "Will prattle on for food" "Can ignore customer queries as good as anyone in the cable industry" "Consumers wanted" "Unoriginal ideas repeated endlessly, dirt cheap!" "Turds polished"
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