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 Sunday, October 31, 2004
started 10/31/2004; 5:08:23 AM - last post 10/31/2004; 5:08:23 AM
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Doc Searls - Sunday, October 31, 2004 
10/31/2004; 9:08:23 AM (reads: 5267, responses: 0)
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Say Whatever 
| | Just thought RageBoy®, scourge of pop psych (among too many other things to mention), could use Griff Wigley's Affirmation Bullshit Generator. It's a one-click mirror where you can synergize my proactive realization, enable my ceaseless personhood, transform my living potential, enhance my energizing goodness, maximize my transparent unity, facilitate my magical oneness, and so on. It's a first-person device. "my" appears everywhere, like it does with Microsoft software. |
| | Credits are given to Dack, whose Web Economy Bullshit Generator remains a howler five years past the bubble it helped burst. And is in the (now ancient) tradition of BuzzPhraser as well. That one just gave me Cross-Inherent Convergence-Access Template Custom Information Focus. Moving back in the Affirmation Bullshit direction, there is BuzzPhraser's second language, CollaboLatin, which you can choose from the Language pulldown menu. Its entire vocabulary was distilled from a single speech by an authority (whom I will kindly decline to name) on "Knowledge Management." That one yields Non-Intensive Dream-Staged Learning Dimension Process Tools, Self-Enabled Theory-Necessitated Knowledge Synchronicity Results Journey, Change-Intensive Membership Process, Knowledge Teaching Inquiry Method, and so on, until you become veeerrry sleeeppy... |
Spooky
| | Went to a party last night. It ended at 2am. Got home, did a bit of catching up, and watched the computer's clock go from 2:59:59am to 2:00:00am. First time I've ever seen that happen. |
| | And on Halloween, no less. |
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